BIZDEAL DOCTORPERSONALIZED DIAGNOSTIC
Before You Face a Deal SharkFind Out What's Wrong With Your Deal
Enter your real business numbers and deal terms. Get a personalized Deal Readiness Score, discover your 3 biggest weaknesses, understand whether you have a product or a real business, and get a prioritized plan for what to fix before an investor does.
Analysis and preparation only — not investment advice, and no guaranteed outcome.
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Deal Doctor Business Readiness Report
Get a personalized reality check on your business before you pitch, raise money, or ask someone to bet on your company.
Who it's for
- • Founders considering raising money
- • Anyone preparing to pitch investors
- • People preparing for a televised pitch or any other funding opportunity
- • Owners who want an honest business reality check
- • Anyone unsure whether they have a product or a real business
What you get
- • Your Deal Readiness Score
- • Product vs. Business classification
- • Category scores with a written diagnosis
- • Your top 3 deal risks
- • Personalized valuation analysis
- • Numbers and business-model diagnosis
- • Investor challenge questions
- • A “Fix Before You Pitch” action plan
Before
“I'm not sure if my business is ready.”
After
“I know exactly where my business is weak, what investors are likely to challenge, and what I need to fix next.”
Beta version — help us improve the diagnostic by testing it with your real business. No testimonials or results are claimed yet, and nothing here promises investment or acceptance anywhere.
7 THINGS INVESTORS WILL CHALLENGE
Educational checklist — optional background reading. Your own diagnosis comes first; this is the framework underneath it. Tap to open.
01 — Traction & Numbers
Terminology key — terms defined for beginners
- Traction
- Proof it's working: customers, revenue, growth, retention, signed deals — not just interest.
- MoM / YoY growth
- Month-over-month / Year-over-year growth rate. Investors want a trend, not one good month.
- Retention / Churn
- Retention = % of customers who stay; churn = % who leave. High churn can be a significant warning sign for subscription businesses because it can undermine customer lifetime value and predictable revenue.
- Pipeline
- Deals in progress that haven't closed yet — LOIs, purchase orders being negotiated.
- LOI
- Letter of Intent — a non-binding written signal that a buyer or retailer plans to purchase.
- Purchase order (PO)
- A binding order from a customer/retailer. Much stronger proof than an LOI.
Investors decide on numbers first. Nothing holds their attention like measurable results.
02 — Valuation & the Ask
Terminology key — terms defined for beginners
- Valuation
- What you say the whole company is worth. In a pitch: Ask ÷ Equity offered.
- Implied valuation
- The valuation your ask implies. $100K for 10% = $1M valuation.
- Pre-money / Post-money
- Company value before vs. after the investment. $1M pre-money + $250K invested = $1.25M post-money.
- Revenue multiple
- Valuation ÷ annual revenue. Asking $2M with $400K revenue = a 5× multiple.
- Comparable (comp)
- A similar company's sale or funding price used as evidence for your valuation.
- Equity
- Ownership percentage of the company you give an investor in exchange for money.
- Dilution
- Your ownership % shrinking when new shares are issued to investors.
- Royalty deal
- Investor gets paid per unit sold (e.g. $1 per item) until repaid, instead of (or plus) equity.
A poorly supported ask can kill an otherwise promising deal.
03 — Moat & Protectability
Terminology key — terms defined for beginners
- Moat
- What stops a bigger company from copying you and crushing you with their budget.
- IP / Patent
- Intellectual Property — legal protection. Utility patents cover function; design patents cover appearance.
- Trademark
- Legal protection for your brand name and logo.
- Provisional patent
- A cheaper 12-month placeholder filing — weaker than a granted patent.
- Barrier to entry
- Anything that makes it hard for competitors to start doing what you do.
The four-part reality check: core competency, why you're great, protectable, scalable.
04 — The Founder Test
Terminology key — terms defined for beginners
- Sweat equity
- Value built through the founders' unpaid work instead of cash investment.
- Coachability
- Willingness to take advice. Many investors pass on brilliant founders who won't listen.
- Full-time commitment
- Working on the business as your only job — a strong positive signal to investors.
Investors often invest in the person when the numbers are close.
05 — The Investor Reality Check
Terminology key — terms defined for beginners
- Sales evidence
- Heuristic, not a universal rule: sales solve many business problems. Without meaningful sales or credible traction, investors have less evidence and confidence that the business works.
- Killer instinct test
- The question behind the question: "What makes you the one to win this?" — many investors reward preparation over passion alone.
- Commodity risk
- If anyone can source the same product, the main competition becomes price — investors often walk.
Inspired by principles Mark Cuban has discussed publicly — what makes an investor lean in, and what makes them go out early.
06 — Pitch Mechanics
Terminology key — terms defined for beginners
- Elevator pitch
- Your business explained in 30–60 seconds: problem, solution, traction, ask.
- The ask
- Exactly what you want from investors: the dollar amount, the equity, and what it funds.
- Know your numbers
- Heuristic: a common investor expectation is that you should know your revenue, margins, CAC and other core numbers cold. Hesitation can undermine confidence in your command of the business.
The first 90 seconds decide whether anyone leans in.
Instant Red Flags
Any one of these can end the pitch before the numbers matter.
- Can't recite margins or CAC without notes
- Valuation built on a hoped-for future year
- Founder still working a day job
- Idea-only, licensing-only, or no sales at all
- Crowded commodity category with no moat
- Business depends entirely on the founder's hands
- Silent partners or absent co-founders on the cap table
- Regulatory or health claims with no substantiation
- Arguing with an investor instead of answering
- Asking for a check but not for the investor's work
The Four-Part Reality Check
Every strong pitch should answer these four in order, in plain language.
- 01
Core competency
What is this company world-class at doing?
- 02
Why you
Why are you the person who wins this market?
- 03
Protectable
What keeps a copycat from erasing you?
- 04
Scalable
How does it grow without your hands on every unit?
Pitch readiness
0/100
Don't pitch
Too early. Build proof before you spend the shot.
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